An event of unparalleled significance has occurred! Effective today, The Order has officially recognized the facts themselves as shrill and unbalanced, decisively breaking against the will of George W. Bush. The truth is now in diametrical opposition to the Bush government, and has in this extraordinary case conclusively proven the mendacity, malevolence, incompetence, and simple disconnection from reality of the George W. Bush administration.
In short, the Al Qaqaa ammunition dump was visited by U.S. soldiers after the start of the invasion. Bunkers were found with IAEA seals intact. The bunkers were opened and searched by U.S. troops. In the process, hundreds of containers were filmed that have been positively identified as the missing explosives, proving that they were looted after the war while under U.S. control.
Now, If you've been living under a rock for the past week you may not have noticed this little story going around about explosives in Iraq. Here is a useful crib sheet to follow what happened:
October 24th: The Nelson Report broke the story that 760,000 pounds of high explosive--the same type used in car bombs, terrorist attacks, and nuclear bomb detonators--was looted from a well-known ammunition dump outside of Baghdad in the days following the U.S. invasion. For reference, a single pound of this explosive was used to down Pan Am flight 103.
The report was triggered by a letter from the IAEA which learned of the plundered materials from the Iraqi government on October 10th.
But the Bush administration knew 18 month earlier: "The Iraqi authorities were...under heavy pressure from their sponsors in DOD and US occupation authorities not to cooperate with the IAEA, by confirming that all 350 tons of sealed explosives could not be accounted for, the Iraqi’s had to wait until the formal turnover of authority before notifying the IAEA, sources here suggest. So the Iraqis failed to act until Oct. 10, and the IAEA did not formally notify the US, by letter, until Oct. 15, according to the State Department’s official press guidance."
Following this original bombshell, the Bush administration has said:
- It's not a big deal. (Di Rita, 10/24)
- It's the Iraqi's fault. (McClellan, 10/25)
- There was a lot going on, so we might have missed it. (McClellan, 10/25)
- We've found lots of other less dangerous explosives. (McClellan, 10/25)
- The Pentagon only learned about this a few days ago. (McClellan, 10/25)
- U.S. forces completely searched the facility several times after the invasion. (Di Rita, 10/25)
- The explosives were taken before the U.S. got there. (Di Rita, 10/26)
- This NBC story proves that the explosives were indeed missing when U.S. forces first arrived. (Pentagon official, 10/26)
- Oops, NBC pulled their story; their reporter's group wasn't the first on the scene. (AP, 10/26)
- Oops again, the troops didn't search the facility--they were in combat. (MSNBC, 10/26)
- We never found any explosives. (Pentagon official, 10/27)
- We have satellite pictures of trucks at the bunkers, maybe taking the explosives. (Di Rita, 10/27)
- Oops, wrong bunkers. (Global Security, 10/28)
- The Russians took the explosives. (Shaw, 10/28)
- The troops didn't search hard enough. (Giuliani, 10/28)
- Kerry hates the troops. (Bush, 10/28)
And after all that equivocation and grasping at straws, the administration managed to avoid telling the truth even once: that the weapons were there, that the Bush administration knew, that the troops were not given the intelligence, training, or manpower necessary to secure the weapons, that the bunkers were opened and then abandoned--and subsequently looted. And now the 760,000 pounds of explosives are being used on American soldiers, Iraqi police, and innocent civilians.
According to former Iraq weapons inspector David Kay there are 80 such sites in Iraq--and that the evidence is damning.
The facts have become unbearably shrill. They explicitly show:
- mendacity -- to repeatedly lie about what was known about this incredible failure of security and planning
- malevolence -- to try to shift the blame to the troops, the Iraqis, the Russians, and anyone else they can think of
- incompetence -- knowing the location of the explosives since 1991 but not having a plan to secure them
- disconnection from reality -- to believe that reasonable people can look at this and think that the safety of the U.S. or Iraq is best served by this administration
And so we lower our heads and chant with increasingly shrill voices:
Aaaiii! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Da Motherfuckin' Facts Beyotch R'lyeh Wagn'nagl Fhtagn! Aaaiii!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!