Why does she call herself "LizardBreath" anyway?
Unfogged: Thank Goodness The Media Is In The Tank For The Democrats. Because otherwise all these powerful truths Ryan Lizza told us in the Week In Review today might seem to pose problems for us.
- Apparently A number of the new representatives elected last fall were all butch and shit, to the point that some nitwit named John Lapp is calling them "Macho Dems";
- This sort of manliness in our candidates is all artificial strategy -- apparently before this election, all Democrats were effete nancy-boys, or, worse, actual women;
- But it's risky -- that 'gender gap' that works for the Democrats is due solely to the fact that women won't vote for candidates that are insufficiently feminine -- women are going to leave the party in droves if we keep on running men for office without castrating them first;
- And anyway, once Democrats start running any Real MenTM for office, voters will notice that some of our leaders aren't Real MenTM, and will refuse to vote for them, meaning that Clinton and Pelosi, (and, oddly, Obama, who seems to be insufficiently butch for Lizza's tastes) are doomed.
So, the Democrats have been scorned by the voters for our effeteness in the past, but any attempt to butch up is totally fake and doomed because women only voted Democratic because Democrats were effete and anyway we won't go whole hog and purge all the girls and wimps from the party. God, I love the political guidance I get from reading the Times.
Why oh why can't we have a better press corps?
UPDATE: The Unfogged commenters go to town in a typical display of shrillness, as they move Ryan Lizza to the "Extreme Journamalists" list and chain him in the pit:
1 Same as it ever was: Democrats are all wimpy fags. Except the women, who are hairy-legged, unfeminine lesbians.
Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:15 PM
2 And the blacks, of course, whose sexuality is twice as threatening.
Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:16 PM
3 But threatening in that unmasculine kind of way -- just not Alpha, IYKWIM.
Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:18 PM
4 I can't see Lizza writing something like this in TNR. He must know he's full of shit, and not care.
Posted by: David Weman | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:20 PM
5 Yeah, I saw that piece and thought, "I am not going to read that, as it will merely raise my blood pressure in horrible ways." Looks like I was right. The Times has a rich and obnoxious history with this kind of process-analysis piece. Bleah.
Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:22 PM
6 Lapp needs to shut up. I also like Schumer and Emanuel being described as "throwbacks to the era when tough-guy Democrats were urban ethnic politicians, like Dan Rostenkowski and Tip O'Neill." Ryan, sweetheart, when people talk about "tough guy" urban ethnics they don't mean Harvard educated Jews from Park Slope. Or Sarah Lawrence-educated Jews from Lincoln Park.
Posted by: Katherine | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:23 PM
7 I agree with 4. This article was intensely disappointing. The whole time I was thinking "This is nothing new, you Maureen Dowd impersonator." "This is nothing new, except that these guys didn't emerge from the labor union movement." "This is nothing new, and you must realize it because of that mention of Dan Rostenkowski on the first page." "This is nothing new; did you miss the fact that Pelosi is the FIRST woman leader of the Dems, not the twenty-eighth?"
Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:23 PM
8 I can imagine thinking, in New York or Washington, that such an article would be read as merely amusing, with a glancing almost-truth here or there that would make the jaded readers whom journalists encounter on the cocktail circuit smirk a bit. If I thought that was the only consequence of writing such an article, I would be very wrong, of course. (Maureen Dowd, your conscience is calling on line three, please.)
Posted by: Vorticists | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:25 PM
9 As I said elsewhere, Margaret Thatcher, Indira Gandhi, and Golda Meir should have taught those people something. But they didn't. As Somerby says, they write to scripts, and they'll keep writing to the same script as long as they can get away with it.
The media now lags behind popular opinion on many topics, but they still project their own preconceptions onto The American People, while at the same time claiming to be objective and maybe even liberal themselves, and also subtly hinting that while they disagree with The American People (who are idiots), they really can't disagree with them because that would be elitist.
A tangled mess of corruption and lies.
Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:31 PM